This has a part 1 too.. Which you must read before you get to this part.
I've taken a day off at work, i wanted to make full use of this day to chill out and have fun!
10 am - Phone Rings
Mince Guy - Hi Minal! Good Morning! How are you?
Mee (eyes struggling to open) - huh! yea, i'm good.
MG - Can we meet today?
Mee (I don't even want to be with this guy, why do i have to deal with this?) - Sure!
MG - Ok! i will leave the office and ring you.
Mee - Sure!
I spend most part of the morning trying to get my brother to drop me off to the Hotel I was to stay in for the workshop i had been called for and by the time i reached the hotel, i was in no mood to step out! So i lazed about watching TV and playing with the automated doors and lights operated by I - POD (it was cool! more on that later!)
Phone Rings, It's him! I don't want to answer! but suddenly i had a vision of my mother "He is perfect! i think this is going to be my son - in - law!" Mom was really hoping i'd meet him.
Mee - Hi MG!
MG - Hi Minal, I'm leaving now, i will reach by 6 o clock. Gimme Adress.
I gave him my address and got back to playing with the I - Pod!
It's 6pm, i've forgotten about Mince guy! I'm getting ready to go out and enjoy Mumbai's shopping!
Phone Rings
MG - Hello Minal i am in the resheption!
I head downstairs with my roomie. She was enthu to see to him, too.
There he was, in his bright green check shirt and Denims, hair a shade of brown and his smile.... EEESSSHHH!!!! His teeth had tobacco stains! My heart starts beating fast and i know instantly he's one of those guys we see on the railway station that would arrange their crotch in full view! Nooooooooo!!!!!
MG - Let's have the tea....
Mee - ok
We head to the hotel's coffee shop and order THE tea!
Mee (straight to the point) - So what are you looking for in you wife? (i don't want to be any of it!)
MG - Well she should look after entire my household!
Mee (spat the water out of my mouth) - Why? Where will you be? at war? (i start to laugh)
MG - No No not the war mince She must take my parent's care... job or no job, no problem we are very fashionable actually mince my parents don't mind if you want to work! (they better not mind, i'm not even married to you yet! i don't intend on either!)
Mee - Oh i must tell you.. i cannot cook! Just cannot! It doesn't come naturally to me!
MG stunned, PAUSE for 5 seconds, while i sip on some more water feeling triumphed! - But you must try, no?
Mee - No... like i said, i've tried and it doesn't come naturally to me!
MG - yea it may not be in your nature, but a girl must cook. But it's ok we can manage!
Ok this guy has made his mind up! He is here with the marriage registrar i think! Time to think of something else to get rid of him.
Mee - Also i'm not sure if i can do all this travelling from Thane to the Suburbs, considering most of my scope of work is on this side.
MG - oh yes yes.. yesterday was pretty jumbling up. but it doesnt take more than one hour and half to come here. We all do it.
Mee (So? i have choice to not do it! and i aint doing it!) - hehe! (nervous laughter) Noo... i'm just not built for it.
MG - i see. What you want?
Mee - I'm sorry.. no i'll just have tea.
MG - No NO what you want for your husband?
Mee - ohhh... well i want him to be social, most definitely, humorous! and also, i am very big on Communication. He should be able to comm...
MG - oh yes! IT, Telecom sector is very big! Pay packages are very big! Even i am in IT, my package is very good.
Mee - umm... ok! But i dont want to move to Thane.
MG - and i will never leave Thane (looking a little lost) PAUSE FOR 5 seconds... It will always be in my Mey - MOW - RIZZ!
MEE - BLINK BLINK Staring at him, while he gets nostalgic. Who BOMBED THANE? He still lives there. Oh god! is he planning on moving to Pune!!! Oh nooo...
I've had my tea and I've said what i had to! I don't want this guy, i look at him, he's lost in thought. Perfect time to get up and say "ok, nice meeting you!"
I begin to get up...
MG (suddenly) - I am looking for a nice girl, a go getting happy girl.
Mee (sitting back in the chair) - oh that's nice! (have nothing else to say to him!) Anyway, i'll ask my mother to get in touch with you.
MG reaches out to his wallet and i assure him it's taken care off.
I was at my lowest when he left! Really? Is this what happens to a girl who turns 29 and is single! All the good guys are taken by then, i guess. Mom was right, "it is Time... It's got nothing to do with the person!" All that's left for me is Minced Meat and Mey - Mow -Rizz of a better time!
I've taken a day off at work, i wanted to make full use of this day to chill out and have fun!
10 am - Phone Rings
Mince Guy - Hi Minal! Good Morning! How are you?
Mee (eyes struggling to open) - huh! yea, i'm good.
MG - Can we meet today?
Mee (I don't even want to be with this guy, why do i have to deal with this?) - Sure!
MG - Ok! i will leave the office and ring you.
Mee - Sure!
I spend most part of the morning trying to get my brother to drop me off to the Hotel I was to stay in for the workshop i had been called for and by the time i reached the hotel, i was in no mood to step out! So i lazed about watching TV and playing with the automated doors and lights operated by I - POD (it was cool! more on that later!)
Phone Rings, It's him! I don't want to answer! but suddenly i had a vision of my mother "He is perfect! i think this is going to be my son - in - law!" Mom was really hoping i'd meet him.
Mee - Hi MG!
MG - Hi Minal, I'm leaving now, i will reach by 6 o clock. Gimme Adress.
I gave him my address and got back to playing with the I - Pod!
It's 6pm, i've forgotten about Mince guy! I'm getting ready to go out and enjoy Mumbai's shopping!
Phone Rings
MG - Hello Minal i am in the resheption!
I head downstairs with my roomie. She was enthu to see to him, too.
There he was, in his bright green check shirt and Denims, hair a shade of brown and his smile.... EEESSSHHH!!!! His teeth had tobacco stains! My heart starts beating fast and i know instantly he's one of those guys we see on the railway station that would arrange their crotch in full view! Nooooooooo!!!!!
MG - Let's have the tea....
Mee - ok
We head to the hotel's coffee shop and order THE tea!
Mee (straight to the point) - So what are you looking for in you wife? (i don't want to be any of it!)
MG - Well she should look after entire my household!
Mee (spat the water out of my mouth) - Why? Where will you be? at war? (i start to laugh)
MG - No No not the war mince She must take my parent's care... job or no job, no problem we are very fashionable actually mince my parents don't mind if you want to work! (they better not mind, i'm not even married to you yet! i don't intend on either!)
Mee - Oh i must tell you.. i cannot cook! Just cannot! It doesn't come naturally to me!
MG stunned, PAUSE for 5 seconds, while i sip on some more water feeling triumphed! - But you must try, no?
Mee - No... like i said, i've tried and it doesn't come naturally to me!
MG - yea it may not be in your nature, but a girl must cook. But it's ok we can manage!
Ok this guy has made his mind up! He is here with the marriage registrar i think! Time to think of something else to get rid of him.
Mee - Also i'm not sure if i can do all this travelling from Thane to the Suburbs, considering most of my scope of work is on this side.
MG - oh yes yes.. yesterday was pretty jumbling up. but it doesnt take more than one hour and half to come here. We all do it.
Mee (So? i have choice to not do it! and i aint doing it!) - hehe! (nervous laughter) Noo... i'm just not built for it.
MG - i see. What you want?
Mee - I'm sorry.. no i'll just have tea.
MG - No NO what you want for your husband?
Mee - ohhh... well i want him to be social, most definitely, humorous! and also, i am very big on Communication. He should be able to comm...
MG - oh yes! IT, Telecom sector is very big! Pay packages are very big! Even i am in IT, my package is very good.
Mee - umm... ok! But i dont want to move to Thane.
MG - and i will never leave Thane (looking a little lost) PAUSE FOR 5 seconds... It will always be in my Mey - MOW - RIZZ!
MEE - BLINK BLINK Staring at him, while he gets nostalgic. Who BOMBED THANE? He still lives there. Oh god! is he planning on moving to Pune!!! Oh nooo...
I've had my tea and I've said what i had to! I don't want this guy, i look at him, he's lost in thought. Perfect time to get up and say "ok, nice meeting you!"
I begin to get up...
MG (suddenly) - I am looking for a nice girl, a go getting happy girl.
Mee (sitting back in the chair) - oh that's nice! (have nothing else to say to him!) Anyway, i'll ask my mother to get in touch with you.
MG reaches out to his wallet and i assure him it's taken care off.
I was at my lowest when he left! Really? Is this what happens to a girl who turns 29 and is single! All the good guys are taken by then, i guess. Mom was right, "it is Time... It's got nothing to do with the person!" All that's left for me is Minced Meat and Mey - Mow -Rizz of a better time!
But you are actually his dream girl Minty. A go getting happy girl. THATS YOU! he's ready to cook if thats what it takes. And actually ready to re locate, hence the longing for Thane. Mince he's already on his way home and mentally ordering the pedhas. Shubha Mangal SAVADHAAAAN
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